After 12 All-Star Game appearances, signing the largest contract in the history of baseball on two different occasions, and dating Kate Hudson before Madonna could even get her goddamned clothes back on, Alex Rodriguez finally has something to smile about.
The man portrayed as a victim by some fucking morons, made everyone in the Bronx quickly forget his past playoff failures, bum hip and steroid admission by finally coming up big with his bat. He finished the postseason with 18 RBIs, the most in Yankees' history for a single playoff year, and six home runs. Pretty outstanding numbers for one man. Pretty tame for a freak of nature pumped full of rhinoceros hormones.
But the Series wasn't just about that dick. There was so much more to enjoy. Even though I didn't give a rat's ass about either of this year's teams, nothing beats the sights and sounds of the Fall Classic. I especially like how Fox shows everyone's individual reaction to the final, Series-clinching out. Here's a look back.
Soak it up while you can, Nimrod. Because should you falter, the New York "faithful" will turn on you quicker than a 40-MPH pitch down the middle.
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