Everyone knows Terrell Owens is hungry for a championship. But the way this season's going, I'm afraid the lame-o's gonna have to settle for his contribution to grocery store shelves. TO's.
That's right. The man who eats defensive backs for lunch has brought the world a delicious new breakfast cereal. Actually, I have no clue if it's delicious and never will unless I suddenly find myself homeless and they're serving them at the soup kitchen. Given the way the man carries himself, I have zero interest in ever giving him money and putting his honey nut O's in my mouth.
Have to say though, I really hope these toasted oats get good reviews. Because if they don't, I don't know if I'll be able to fuckin' handle the countless SportsCenter replays of the aftermath.
If you hate TO and/or his cereal, the company that produced it (PBL Sports) has many tasty athletic offerings. Like Big Ben's Beef Jerky or Ed McCaffrey's Rocky Mountain Horseradish Sauce. But at least one person who sampled Ben's beef treat wasn't a satisfied customer.
Don't let that stop you though. Go ahead and check out the PBL site. No matter what shitty team or has-been player you cheer for, it looks like there's a little something on there for everyone.
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