Obama Salutes a Bunch of Guys Who Didn't Vote for Him

Recently, President Obama honored NASCAR's top drivers at the White House. If the sound of crickets chirping after every one of his jokes wasn't an indication this just wasn't his crowd, I don't know what was.

Can you really imagine any of these good ol' boys voting for this guy? I sure as hell did, but then again, I don't live in a trailer park or have any cousins in my immediate family. I keed, I keed. (Fans of Triumph and Obama may also enjoy this.)

Unfortunately, all I know about NASCAR is stuff I learned from watching Talladega Nights. So I'll refrain from commenting further since all I have to offer are ignorant jabs. That's what happens when you're raised west of the Mississippi on a steady diet of Denver Broncos football. But let's not talk about them now. It gives me a fuckin' headache.