Skirt of the Week #6

Ok, this one's more like "Shirt of the Week." Or quite possibly, "Shirt of the Millennium."

While searching for pictures for the last post, I stumbled across this beauty. Now Lindsay only has a loose affiliation with the sports world. She appeared in the movie Herbie Fully Loaded. But I doubt any of my readers will mind.

Excuse me Miss Herbie, but you have a headlight out, hahahahahaha!!

Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Football Owner

Not.

I'm not sayin' Rush isn't fat. Because let's face it, the only thing bigger than that man's ass is his mouth. What I'm really sayin' is Mr. Limbaugh has no chance of ever owning an NFL team.

Sorry Rush, but your ass got sacked.

The original Cock Jock's recent bid to buy the St. Louis Rams was destroyed by an all-out blitz from Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Jim Irsay and ultimately the warden himself, Roger Goodell. Sharpton and Jackson put pressure on the league to reject Limbaugh due to his derogatory comments about Donovan McNabb back when someone made the mistake of letting Limbaugh squeeze into the Monday Night Football booth. Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay echoed Sharpton's and Jackson's concerns and vowed to vote against any ownership group Limbaugh was ever a part of. And Roger Goodell? He wants no part of the heavy burden Limbaugh would put on the league. Goodell has enough thugs to deal with. Or so says Rush.

"The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it." Limbaugh once stated.

Not to be a Dittohead, but Rush's radio show all too often sounds like a conversation between a racist right-winger and a clan of people without any fuckin' fashion sense. There, I said it.

Limbaugh, one of these days you need to learn to bite your tongue. Just try not to eat it.

Skirt of the Week #5

As you can see, this week's winner (ESPN reporter Erin Andrews) happens to be wearing pants in this picture. I just figured I'd leave a little up to the imagination. Unlike the freakazoid who filmed her in the nude through the peephole in a hotel room door and posted the video all over the Internet. Boy, some guys are such fuckin' pigs.